I am small but mighty

Hello! My name's Kayla and I wear my sassy pants everyday.

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ONE MORE HOUR OF WORK AND THEN I CAN GO HOME, PAY PART OF A LOAN, MARATHON SVU, AND SLEEP

…til I have to repeat all this again tomorrow for 12 hours instead of 10.

C’est la vie.

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I really don’t give a fuck if you walk in, sit down, and leave because it’s crowded or a server didn’t get to you in time when I was clearly on my only break of a 12-hr day. I also will not give a fuck if I stop my break to make my way to the counter to grab a notepad, go to your table, apologize for late service, and ask for your order only to hear “I’ve lost my appetite now because you took too long” as your response. I will not fucking care because your attitude isn’t welcome here anyway.

If I could sit every rude character down and give them a “good service is a two way street” talk, I would, but it’s not worth my time teaching people how to be decent.

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richgayboy:

purrrtinthegreat:

drugmember:

this post is literally just straight people patting themselves on the back

holy fuck you want us to support you or not?

Are you seriously questioning whether or not you should support queer people because you may or may not get rewarded for it?

(Source: cavebae)

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I’LL TEACH YOU

TEACH YOU

TEACH YOU

THE ~*~*eleeecTRIIIIC SLIIIIIDE~*~*

IT’S ELETRIC

*electric slides outta this partay*

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Send me home

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My aunt just tried to describe Macklemore but said muckleshoot instead idk why that’s so funny ‘cause that’s the name of a casino here but it is oh my god you tried

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THERE’S NO ALCOHOL AT THIS PARTY AND I DIDN’T EVEN DRIVE WHAT THE FUCK

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I started work at 8am. I didn’t eat breakfast. It is 2:45pm. I am eating for the first time today.

No matter how much I don’t feel like it, I shall eat breakfast before going to work. If I hadn’t found time to drink water whenever I wasn’t bustling around, I would be a very unhappy.

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Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14

(Source: calvinjcandie)

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FUCK IT’S TIME FOR ME TO GET OUT OF BED AND GET READY TO WORK 12 HOURS TODAY WOW COOL

no this is not cool

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beverlyelle asked: 4, 32, 29

4: Do you drink?

Yup, but not often. I turned 21 this past April, so I can buy my own alcohol instead of wait to be invited to parties and kickbacks, but I actually haven’t bought a lot. Mainly because alcohol can be expensive. I’ll drink a bottle of hard cider after work every now and then. 

32: What words upset me the most

Panties (idk why but it’s just a strange word to say aloud), divorce, abandon, and any kind of slur tbh.

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

I was running late to meeting a friend and said there was traffic. There wasn’t. LOL;;;;

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slammajammadingdong asked: 0,5,8,15,19 :))

0: Height

Without shoes I’m 4’11.75”. With shoes I’m just a little over 5’

5: Do you take drugs?

Only this topical cream mixed with some prescribed liquid thing to help my eczema. 

8: Want any tattoos?

Yes! Still not quite sure of what, but I’m definitely down to get tatted. 

15: Favorite movie

Oh gosh this is so hard! I have favorite movies for what mood I’m feeling. Right now, I’m in the mood for light-hearted slices of life movies like Kiki’s Delivery Service.

19: A fact about your personality

I used to be very shy and quiet. Now I can be rather sassy and am not so afraid of speaking to strangers (which is great because I’m a journalism major lol). 

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  • 0: Height
  • 1: Virgin?
  • 2: Shoe size
  • 3: Do you smoke?
  • 4: Do you drink?
  • 5: Do you take drugs?
  • 6: Age you get mistaken for
  • 7: Have tattoos?
  • 8: Want any tattoos?
  • 9: Got any piercings?
  • 10: Want any piercings?
  • 11: Best friend?
  • 12: Relationship status
  • 13: Biggest turn ons
  • 14: Biggest turn offs
  • 15: Favorite movie
  • 16: I’ll love you if
  • 17: Someone you miss
  • 18: Most traumatic experience
  • 19: A fact about your personality
  • 20: What I hate most about myself
  • 21: What I love most about myself
  • 22: What I want to be when I get older
  • 23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
  • 24: My relationship with my parent(s)
  • 25: My idea of a perfect date
  • 26: My biggest pet peeves
  • 27: A description of the girl/boy I like
  • 28: A description of the person I dislike the most
  • 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
  • 30: What I hate the most about work/school
  • 31: What your last text message says
  • 32: What words upset me the most
  • 33: What words make me feel the best about myself
  • 34: What I find attractive in women
  • 35: What I find attractive in men
  • 36: Where I would like to live
  • 37: One of my insecurities
  • 38: My childhood career choice
  • 39: My favorite ice cream flavor
  • 40: Who wish I could be
  • 41: Where I want to be right now
  • 42: The last thing I ate
  • 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
  • 44: A random fact about anything
  • 45. Selfie