January 2012
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Jan 1st
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Every Filipino party, I swear...
Some lady: Nice to meet you.
Mom: Nice to meet you too.
Some lady: My name is ______. This is my son _______.
Mom: HERE IS MY DAUGHTER. SHE IS EIGHTEEN.
Me: Mom, wha--? Hi. -__-
Mom: HELLO, FUTURE SON-IN-LAW.
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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“Creativity takes courage.”
– Henri Matisse (via thingsandschemes)
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dude
How do I nicely tell a dude I do not feel comfortable with him suggesting he comes over to my house to cuddle and watch movies in my room? Like, seriously? Like, dude, I’ve known you for less than a week. I don’t care if we live in the same neighborhood; that fact doesn’t grant you the invitation to come over since we don’t really know each other that well. It’s...
Dec 31st
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“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman (via fuckyeahhappy)
Dec 31st
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A thought before bed
2011 was a good year. It really was. Tomorrow I’ll make a list of highlights from this year, photos included. I’m falling asleep after reading a few chapters from The Hunger Games. I need to sleep soon because apparently I have a lot to do and bake before going to a party family party tomorrow.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Accidentally Sexy
Maddy: I can't light this candle!
Me: You can do it!
Maddy: I fail at being planned sexy.
Me: So you can only be accidentally sexy?
Maddy: Yes.
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Today's schedule
restrain myself from canceling eating lunch with one of the dudes I met at a family friend’s Christmas party eat lunch with him and chat try not to do anything embarrassing but we’re eating at a pho place, which could lead to many food-related disasters come back home hopefully with nothing spilled over my clothes meet my family at the mall go to Costco (I hate parking at Costco...
Dec 30th
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I went to bed wearing a pink jacket to keep me...
I woke up and found it on the floor. I don’t remember taking it off. At all. This isn’t the first time this has happened. G’morning! Have a good day!
Dec 30th
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A thought before bed
I’m not sure why this particular memory popped into my mind just now, but I remember one time in high school, a close friend of mine (at the time) called me a dyke behind my back. This was sophomore year. The year before, I was friends with a girl (let’s just call her ‘B’) and we were really close. Even though we sat next to each other in history class, we gave each other...
Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: is your icon a sexual innuendo? cus it looks like your doing the '69'
Dec 30th
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Someone give me something to read aloud
I’ve been playing around with my mic and Garageband for the past two hours, and I’m not satisfied with anything I’ve created so far (mainly because they’re incomplete, lol). Suggestions? Prose? Excerpts from your favorite books? Hilarious commentary? Five minutes of me reading from The Hunger Games (currently reading)? The Alchemist? Peter Pan? SOMETHING? I’ll take...
Dec 30th
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A realization
Earlier today, my mother said, “Daniel Craig isn’t handsome, but he is hot. He’s short, though.” I’m not handsome, but I do consider myself moderately attractive. Also, I’m short. I’m Daniel Craig.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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“Your handwriting. The way you walk. Which china pattern you choose. It’s all...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via acurseoffaith)
Dec 30th
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My favorite line from The Girl with the Dragon...
“CAT!” That is all. (But yes, I did quite enjoy the movie.)
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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I was going to go to bed at 2:00 AM
It’s 4:00 AM now. Time sure flies when one is talking on the phone sometimes, especially if keeping a conversation going is easy. I’m not sure of how I should feel about this. I gave my number to the Gerry fella because I thought he was just going to text me since he messaged me on Facebook about needing advice, but he actually called and we talked for over an hour. Earlier, I...
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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WatchWatch
itsskyeeee: @kaylalallama and @magicalmisfitone busting it out on DC2. BAHAHAHA! I was such a beast NOT. It was uber fun. :3
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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“Children love to be alone because alone is where they know themselves, and where...”
– Roger Rosenblatt
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
Dec 28th
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YAY @Kaylalallama
itsskyeeee: IS COMING OVER TODAY! :D YAY! Gonna have a baking, dance central filled day! :3 AWWWWW YEAHHHHH! :D Super excited!  I will probably fail at Dance Central, BUT I WON’T GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT. 
Dec 28th
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Every single time, man
Me: -phone rings- Ma?
Mom: Kay, are you still in bed? It's past 11:00!
Me: Buhhhhhhhhh.
Mom: Get out of bed. I need you to look through my calendar and tell me Julia's SS number. Hurry!
Me: Okay. Found it. It's--
Mom: Wait! I'm not ready. I need a pen.
Me: C'mon.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Anonymous asked: What is pansexual?
Dec 28th
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Hello, my name is Kayla
and my parking is as straight as my sexuality.
Dec 28th
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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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I have a rule which states I will not eat any...
It’s 10:47 PM and I’m sitting here with an apple smothered in caramel, sprinkles, and white chocolate chips, a brownie, and milk. ‘Sup?
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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A thought before bed
I used to have a really hard time writing lyrics. It’s been a while, actually. But hey, I’m getting back into it. I have the drive and inspiration to create for now. I must utilize it while I can, but when I’m not so sleepy, haha. This pleases me. :]
Dec 26th
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WatchWatch
talblog: The Last Airbender: The Legend Of Korra Official Trailer
Dec 26th
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